1. |
Disco
02:35
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I'm rattling my saber, looking for the neighbors
Trying not to belabor the manual labor it takes to make a Buick LeSabre (discooooo)
Then I ache to bake a cake
Not fake like a whip snake or cornflake Harlem Shake coffee break (discooooo)
Then it's time to abandon ship
Like a potato chip clip or a bacon strip on an ego trip to the Gaza strip (discooooo)
Then I grab some java
And some guava and cava and kielbasa from Kinshasa, walk past the lava to the plaza with my girl Hiawatha (discooooo)
Then it's a Joseph Smith myth
On the fifth of November, and I remember that the council members stoked the embers of the fictional center (discooooo)
And now it's winter
When there are no more sprinters and the sisters and brothers with the dot matrix printers are busy getting splinters (discooooo)
I get crazy with the cheese whiz
Like a Markie named Biz taking a showbiz pop quiz about Bundle of Hiss, whoomp, there it is (discooooo)
Where oh where is the tender loving care
That like Vanity Fair makes me despair about a koala bear in the electric chair saying his morning prayer for laissez-faire (discooooo)
Then I get a warning for mourning
And I'm learning and squirming
And I'm disarming like Prince Charming
And I'm confirming and conforming
And I'm burning and churning
And I'm storming and swarming
And I'm disarming without forewarning
And I'm driving and arriving alive
And I'm rambling and stumbling through words and verbs for the nerds and blerds (discooooo)
Maybe I'll get a Picasso baby
For Matt Taibbi and a leading lady who could be 80 or shady lately like a Katie from Haiti (discooooo)
Just then I pull out my pass and jump on the bus
With gloomy gus Antonio Banderas who mistrusts and adjusts the Hot Fuss cuts (discooooo)
Now I'm living in the capital city
With quickie anonymity and authenticity for a busy, giddy, hippie, picky, tricky kiddie named Lil Dicky (discooooo)
I don't give four bucks for a Starbucks cup
Suck it up or you'll be stuck when I stick up the stand up Scooby pup (discooooo)
Skirts make my pants so tight it hurts
My words reassert that perverts revert at concerts where desserts are served by rent-a-Hertz (discooooo)
I look, but I can't find Waldo on the map
So I use my bubblewrap thinking cap, tighten my shoulder strap and close the trade gap (discooooo)
I think I see a hashtag on the American flag
But it's really a body bag made from the coefficient of drag or a time lag sight gag (discooooo)
I'm not in Spain, but it might rain on my airplane
That vein is on the train to Ukraine with a military campaign vs. Bahrain that'll be stopped by eminent domain (discooooo)
Then I get a warning for mourning
And I'm learning and squirming
And I'm disarming like Prince Charming
And I'm confirming and conforming
And I'm burning and churning
And I'm storming and swarming
And I'm disarming without forewarning
And I'm driving and arriving alive
And I'm rambling and stumbling through words and verbs for the nerds and blerds (discooooo)
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2. |
What Me Worry
03:52
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In the age of paranoia
They're always out to get ya
Everything they say
Is designed to scare ya
Everything on tv
Is made to scare ya
Everything on the web
Is there to scare ya
Planet earth, rebirth, United nations, Good relations,
Starvation, radiation, salvation, education,
Violence, silence, Nigerian prince,
Wall Street, corporate greed, skunk weed, stampedes
...
Human Centipede
Continental drift, graveyard shift,
Airline food, wet firewood,
Flash floods, crips and bloods,
Baby boomers, brain tumors,
...
look at all these rumors
Capital punishment, disillusionment,
dissidents, abandonment, disfigurement, paying rent,
Pink slime, rampant crime,
outta wine, outta my mind,
...
outta my mind, out of time
Widspread panic, drivin and cryin,
drive-by truckers, stupid motherfuckers,
sunspots, evil robots, Dry rot,
...
raising up off the cot,
Mail fraud, stink bombs, barking dogs, raining frogs,
Bad acid, bad mojo, bad vibes, bad karma,
bad sex, bad jokes, Bad luck, pickup trucks, wax build-up,
two girls one cup,
Pollution, isolation, extinction, discrimination,
damnation, obsession,
mutually assured destruction,
electrocution, soil erosion, graduation, suffocation,
friction, diction, Dead at Dawn,
potholes on my lawn,
snooze button, missed connections, chain reactions, bomb explosions,
dashboard confessions, bad reception, bad decisions,
sneak attacks, super PACs, Muzak,
Scarab beetles, tattoo needles,
Meet the Deedles,
going on strike, riding my bike
...
with no handlebars, no handlebars
public speaking, public freaking, global warming, price fixing,
drowning, falling, robocalling,
freezing, choking, downsizing, outsourcing,
neo-Nazis, Joanie loves Chachi,
metal fatigue, bubonic plague,
card sharks, land sharks, artificial hearts
guns, gun lovers,
...Nuclear war,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
dipshits, diphthongs, dumbbells,
drunk drivers, Cancer, dull scissors, broken zippers,
evil neighbors, prowlers, Alzheimer's, Disasters,
Gamblers, Pushers, failure, murder,
bipolar disorder,
pedophiles, Fires, liars, bald tires,
Losin friends, losin friends
...
Ya got nothin to lose
Ya dont lose when you lose fake friends...fake friends
Close talkers, stalkers, shot blockers,
ballers, shot callers,
North Korea, Afghanistan, Pakistan,
Iraq, Iran
Meth, molly, pot, crack, smack, coke,
...
Shit, this ain't no joke
Going broke, being the joke, mad cow, falling dow, broken vow
Androgyny, homosexuals, heterosexuals, bisexuals,
bitches and ho's,
sexism, Cynicism, terrorism, plagiarism,
conservatism, liberalism, anarchism, racism,
Common cold, getting old, black mold, black gold, fake gold, gotta fold
Angry birds, dirty words, freaks and geeks, guns and nuns,
Dynamite, parasites, snake bites, mosquito bites, termites, fright night
Unsafe at any speed,
angry molesting trees
Killer bees, killer fleas,
Lou Gehrig's got his own disease,
poverty, cruelty, apathy, envy, lost keys, Entropy, armed teens,
the Freshman fifteen,
bankruptcy, fertility,
...surgery, surgery,
Hair loss, tooth loss, hearing loss, killer frost,
...chaos, chaos
Runaway trains, chilled monkey brains,
bloodstains, clogged drains, acid rain,
gridlock, Doc Ock, Dr. Spock, viagra cocks,
Water spout, striking out, drought, gout, lockouts,
...
Dude can I take your daughter out
CIA, HIV, FBI, KKK,
PLO, PLAs, IRS, IRA,
NRA, NBA, MBA, NFL,
AFL, CIO, CPA, TSA,
Hey hey hey hey
Revolution, evolution, masturbation, flagellation,
Integration, mediation, United Nations, regulation
Repetition, repetition, repetition, repetition,
anyone, anyone, I'm done
In the age of paranoia
They're always out to get ya
Everything they say
Is designed to scare ya
Everything on tv
Is made to scare ya
Everything on the web
Is there to scare ya
Shit
What, me worry?
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3. |
Yes
02:18
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Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can
Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can
Can I smoke a little weed?
No, no, no
Can I waste money on a deed?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I pop a few pills?
No, no, no
Can I live in Beverly Hills?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I pop a few tabs?
No, no, no
Can I pledge allegiance to the flag?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get a good job?
No, no, no
Can I get another corrupt cop?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get a raise in the minimum wage?
No, no, no
Can I live my life in a stinking cage?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get a new library?
No, no, no
Can I get a new oil refinery?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I see an indie flick?
No, no, no
Can I get another oil slick?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I raise up my voice?
No, no, no
Can I hear some more pointless noise?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can
Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can
Can I get a loan for a car?
No, no, no
Can I go fight a meaningless war?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get some real news?
No, no, no
Can I get some real blues?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I hear some new radio?
No, no, no
Can I keep the old status quo?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get a little dome?
No, no, no
Can I keep it real dumb?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get my ass spanked?
No, no, no
Can I get my credit yanked?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get tied up?
No, no, no
Can I get a red solo cup?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I kiss another man?
No, no, no
Can I eat dinner from a can?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I eat healthy food?
No, no, no
Can I keep being fooled?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can
Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can
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4. |
Friends
03:36
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I'm a friend of Miley Cyrus, she can twerk if she wants to
I'm a friend of the janitors, who do all your work for you
I'm a friend of Macklemore, he's doing his best to do the right thing
I'm a friend of Lil Wayne, if he wants his bling, let em have his bling
I'm a friend of honest cops, it's hard to do right with so much wrong around you
I'm a friend of single mothers, we couldn't do what we do if they didn't do what they do
I'm a friend of Kid Rock, white music and black music, fight music, not whack music
I'm a friend of Kenrick, dropping a little control on the music, that shit was sick
I'm a friend of strippers, if I could make money off the way I look, I would, too
I'm a friend of the IRS, somebody's gotta do it, if it was you, you'd hate you, too
I'm a friend of Bono, call him what you want, few people do more for the poor
I'm a friend of fast food workers, exploited to pay the bills, exploited for lack of skills
I'm a friend of union members, standing up for everyone's right to dignity and respect
I'm a friend of Obama, he's not perfect, neither are you, let's see you try to have an effect
I'm a friend of Flavor Flav, yeah he's a little crazy, but so are you and I
I'm a friend of Chuck D, he made social consciousness something you had to buy
I'm a friend of Britney, bitch, lets stop judging people dealing with shit we don't know about
I'm a friend of Jay-Z, good to see a hustler rise up and get so much clout
I'm a friend of Nasty Nas, always bringing it hard, before you and God, I give em a head nod
I'm a friend of Hillary, breaking glass ceilings, while dealing with men who are flawed
I'm a friend of Uncle Luke, sure the lyrics of his songs were shit, but he said things that people actually say
I'm a friend of Kanye, he was right about Taylor and Bush, even if he's rude, his shit's cray
I'm a friend of Trayvon, still we have fear of a black planet, but I'll say it, Fuck George Zimmerman!
I'm a friend of Charlie Sheen, doing more winning at life than most other winners can
I'm a friend of homeless people, there's no reason, no way, no how, this should be in a free country
I'm a friend of welfare mothers, society fails too many people and this isn't how its supposed to be
I'm a friend of Elizabeth Warren, I like my women strong, and one like her will be president before too long
I'm a friend of Cheech and Chong, let's get it on, no prison time for a guy selling a bong
I'm a friend of Beyonce, nobody puts on a better show, nobody works harder, yo
I'm a friend of the troops on the ground, putting their boots on and going to places we'll never go
I'm a friend of prisoners doing time for drug possession, casualties of a stupid drug war obsession
I'm a friend of the teachers of the world, session after session, lesson after lesson
I'm a friend of Grandmaster Flash, on the wheels of steel, made a new culture and music real to me
I'm a friend of children and students, we don't own em, shouldn't control em, should help em be free
I'm a friend of Eminem, when he goes round the outside, round the outside, I'm along for the ride
I'm a friend of Big Boi and Andrew 3000, originality of days, in so many ways it's craze-y
I'm a friend of bus drivers, it's a shit job, for shit pay, that lasts all of the shitty day
I'm a friend of fire fighters, putting their lives on the line, and they still get shitty pay
I'm a friend of the survivors, attacked by rapists, then the legal system, then the public
I'm a friend of the survivors, beaten by parents and spouses, no refuge in their own house
I'm a friend of the addicts and alcoholics, punished by society after punishing themselves
I'm a friend of the garbage collectors, cleaning up the refuse we leave behind or lose
I'm a friend of DJ Kook Herc, I've imagined being at those block parties a million times
I'm a friend of Afrika Bambaataa, I've listened to those spins a million times
I'm a friend of undocumented immigrants, birth shouldn't determine your destiny and life
I'm a friend of artists, they say what we all think and feel and need and want and bleed
I'm a friend of revolutionaries, the system is broken those who break it are my friends
I'm a friend of you, you don't and won't suffer alone, I'll be your friend until the end
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5. |
You
02:29
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You, you, you...
You, you're abhorrent and absent, arrogant, belligerent, bent and silent, hesitant and ignorant
abrasive and abusive, evasive and defective, possessive and repulsive, an obedient miscreant
alcoholic and erratic, idiotic and apathetic, materialistic and frantic, simplistic and phobic
aloof and overconfident, deaf and incompetent, rough and stiff, pathetic and psychotic
you're annoying and boring, disgusting and frightening, limping and lying, screeching and squealing
disillusioned and afraid, bored and rude, jaded and jumbled, languid and muddled
average but strange, vague and wrong, earsplitting and irritating, loud and sad
cold and dead, lewd and crude, redundant and violent, bitter and bizarre
You, you're familiar and minor, poor and sore, sour and vulgar, superficial and typical
boorish and brash, devilish and harsh, oafish and selfish, snobbish and squeamish
foolish and loutish, common and craven, unknown and uneven, broken and green
cheap and ripe, cowardly and lonely, ugly and unruly, cumbersome and gruesome
you're lame and tame, drab and taboo, odd and old, tiresome and humdrum
delicate and irate, late and light, trite and uptight, obsolete and offbeat
flat and mute, drunk and sick, warlike, childlike, upset and illiterate
hollow and low, not macho you're slow, narrow and shallow, last and soft
You, you're hurt and difficult, ashamed and bewildered, condemned and confused, damaged and defeated
depressed and deserted, deranged and disturbed, embarrassed and absurd, frightened and faded
overrated and puzzled, rabid and ragged, rigid and roasted, scared and scattered
crooked and tired, unarmed and wretched, squalid and stupid, troubled and wicked
you're bashful and awful, cynical and shrill, simple and small, spiteful and cruel
stereotypical, stale, unaccountable and testy, undesirable and trashy, mundane and obscene
doubtful and dull, dysfunctional and frail, fanatical and laughable, feeble and forgetful
fragile and breakable, hateful and horrible, gullible and volatile, hysterical and juvenile
You, you're ambiguous and anxious, callous and capricious, delirious and disastrous, envious and jealous
hapless and helpless, hideous and homeless, infamous, insidious, loose and ludicrous
mindless and motionless, malicious and false, nervous and noxious, flimsy and gaudy
pointless and ruthless, scandalous and spurious, tasteless and tedious, careless and thoughtless
venomous and zealous, voiceless and worthless, unnatural and tricky, unsuitable and weary
You, you're...
Angry and dizzy, bloody and dirty, clumsy and crazy, crabby and creepy
Dreary and dusty, empty and filthy, faulty and flaky, tense and obnoxious
Goofy and greasy, greedy and grouchy, grubby and grumpy, homely and hungry
Imaginary and icy, jumpy and nutty, lazy and messy, murky and mushy
Needy and nosy, puny and pushy, raspy and shaky, silly and sleepy
Slimy and slippery, sloppy and smelly, sneaky and spooky, snotty and spotty
Sticky and stingy, sulky and scrawny, tacky and tawdry, tiny and temporary
Tiny and temporary
Tiny and temporary
You, you, you...
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6. |
You Too
01:31
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You, you, you...
You, you're adaptable and beautiful, colossal and cool, historical and honorable, faithful and lethal,
You, you're invincible and magical, likeable and lyrical, merciful and peaceful, perpetual and powerful,
You, you're knowledgeable and real, rebel but responsible, substantial and successful, addicting and amazing,
You, you're alluring and amusing, astonishing and dazzling, charming and entertaining, interesting and exciting,
You, you're fascinating and stimulating, adventurous and ambitious, auspicious and boundless, ceaseless and curious,
You, you're conscious and courageous, fearless and flawless, glamorous and hilarious, humorous and loose,
You, you're righteous and stupendous, mysterious and outrageous, marvelous and momentous, productive and reflective,
You, you're decisive and inquisitive, spectacular and super, debonair and fair,
You, you're magnificent and observant, omniscient and resonant, coherent and complete, defiant and different,
You, you're diligent and eminent, efficient and elegant, resolute and robust, alert and literate,
You, you're brainy and classy, friendly and funny, groovy and jazzy, lively and mighty,
You, you're nifty and witty, necessary and ready, steady and swanky, tremendous and fierce,
You, you're ubiquitous and wise, victorious and vigorous, thankful and thoughtful, truthful and useful,
You, you're determined and proud, educated and gifted, talented and tested, cultured and poised,
You, you're unequaled and wild, dynamic and fantastic, energetic and electric, unique and sleek,
You, you're exotic and melodic, psychedelic and futuristic, premium and supreme, enthusiastic and majestic,
You, you're...
Elite and sweet, lush and fresh, alive and brave, quick and sick,
Rough and tough, rare and aware, sincere and clear, strong and calm,
Clean and keen, deep and nonstop, good and kind, new and true
You, you, you...
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7. |
Whoa!
05:06
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This shit'll make you drop your cocks and glocks and get on your fox socks
You're gonna walk to stalk me because of the way that I talk
This shit's got no squawk or schlock, it's like Spock rock
I got a lot of jocks to mock, bad cops to knock
Peeps are gonna flock to gawk at the lyrical hawk
You'll be in a headlock deadlock like you got in the wrong wedlock
Don't know why you thought I forgot how to create a sonic aftershock
This isn't ad hoc, or a crock, got it locked up like a ziplock
I balk at bad lyrics like soldiers in Iraq with the shellshock
I'll walk you down the crosswalk or catwalk, I'll make your bedrock
I'll take you on a spacewalk, get around any landlock or roadblock
Take down Dock Ock or Killer Croc, keep flowing without a dropoff
Even if your block is chock full of livestock
You can trade in some boxtops at the Stop N Shop
At your top mach speed, kill yourself with hemlock
I'm the warlock of words, the Rupert Murdoch of nerds
Lyrical lawyer like Perry Mason or Matlock
You'll be hiding in the tunnels like a Morlock
I'm too original to get any play on K Roq
If you're the last to hear it, you'll be a laughingstock
It'll get you wired like electroshock
It gets kinda offensive like when you say Shylock
But I'm revealing some truths like Morgan Spurlock
I'm digging up secrets like my name was Sherlock
Dropping new ideas like John Locke
Making you bump along like Ad Rock or 2 Pac
Got you shelling out shamrocks like Maybach and Reebok
Rhymes hard for you to say like Vladivostok
This shit won't disappoint like Hancock
I'm murdering shit like Hitchcock
After this album, you'll be celebrating like Ewoks
Grooving and moving like hippies at Woodstock
Because I know what I speak and I speak what I know
I flow what I rhyme and I rhyme what I flow
I show what I learn and I learn what to show
I blow, I go, I glow, I grow, I throw, whoa!
So go get two sticks of Twix to fix
Your verbal tics like a cough flipped by Vicks
Or a pitbull ripped by Michael Vick
Rex ain't that kind of sick, join my clique
Stick with me and my chicks, get your kicks
Get some pics and get some clicks
We ain't going to the clubs with the strips and tips
We ain't sailing on ships, or having fits
We'll skip those trips, drop those drips
Make sure not to dip into those pits, quick
Lets inflict the conflict like its divided demographics
I predict the images I depict will transfix
Bring you bliss like fish and chips
Silly rabbit, these trix are for kids
Like New York Knicks are for fans
Like the River Styx is for dead mans
Dicks and pricks and redneck hicks
Will try to deep six and nix my mix
But my clips are Gladys Knight to your Pips
My images are so graphic, your braggadocio dips
If you're ignorant, my flow is hieroglyphics
You can't understand my specifics, this ain't no gimmick
But you will mimic my mosaic heroics
That will smash the cynics, boost the addicts
Afflict the convicts, make em take trips to the Pacific
To stay out of the bricks to hear my flicks and hits
It'll get you happy like Macklemore Thrifts or Schoolboy Q's spliffs
This disc of riffs is brisk, audio gifts that only risk
To eclipse your wish to only talk about
Whips and thick chicks, tucks and nips, lips to kiss, hips to miss
Clocks to grip, fifths to sip, scripts to pick
This shit ain't weak like stop and frisk, this shit is the ish
It won't make you say tisk, tisk, like and absentee St. Nick
Because I know what I speak and I speak what I know
I flow what I rhyme and I rhyme what I flow
I show what I learn and I learn what to show
I blow, I go, I glow, I grow, I throw, whoa!
Oh, you ain't through, you ain't bored, you want more
If more whoa is what you want, I'll give you verse three or four
It's no chore, I can roar like a dinosaur till my throat is sore
I can soar like a Norse named Thor, go bamf and teleport
I swore I'd escape your corpse, before you make me snore anymore
You rhyme like your shit is written in a code called Morse
Here's the score: you I abhor, I deplore, I ignore
I don't need anyone to help me score, I am my own mentor
Running this shit like a Michaels named Lorne
I'm pouring hot shit like Dior or a Dali called Salvador
It's a 24-hours-a-day Cold War between my lore and your deplorable yore, Egor, or is it Igor
Your dialogue is worse than porn, you're outscored before you even launch your war
Your verbal colors are badd, you want me to say I ador mi amor
I'll shout nevermore like a funeral for Lenore
Judge your shit like Sonia Sotomayor, no espirt de corps
At least one of us isn't a perdidor, senor
Let me underscore, with scorn, it ain't you paramour, therefore
Let me restore the rapport with the heretofore master everybody asks for
I got girls like Gilmore, they all say "feed me Seymour"
Gonna be filling up dance floors as big as the Fillmore
Backing up doors like John Densmore
Making references diverse as Bjork and Jim Thorpe
Doing intellectual parkour, I'm a time warp dork
I can see more shit than Geordi LaForge
My rhymes leave you in the metaphorical morgue, friends mourn
I got truth galore, inconvenient for you like Al Gore
I'm hardcore, I'm New York, you're Zsa-Zsa Gabor
On the run like Jason Bourne, hiding in the Azores
Like a toxic event, you're airborne
I'm telling you the awful truth, sicko, like Michael Moore
I know it'll leave you stillborn and forlorn, of course
The force of this source that tells you ney! like a horse
Because I know what I speak and I speak what I know
I flow what I rhyme and I rhyme what I flow
I show what I learn and I learn what to show
I blow, I go, I glow, I grow, I throw, whoa!
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8. |
Women
01:38
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Not bitches or witches
Not crows or hoes
You'll never understand
What a real woman knows
She's a woman, not a slave
Doing your part is not a fave or
Or are you too dumb
You don't want more
You can't handle more
Can't handle the real thing
Can't handle a real queen
Can't handle a real woman
You are not a real man
From the real women
You always ran
You'll always run
You ain't getting none
None of the things
A real woman gives
None of the things
A real woman lives
A real woman loves
Men aren't from Mars
Women ain't from Venus
The thing that makes you special
Ain't your fucking penis
You ain't the cleanest or leanest
Maybe the meanest
You're so fucking blind
You can't even see this
The only thing special about you
Is your education
From you all the ladies
Are taking a vacation
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
All they ever wanted
From you all they get is frustration
For you all that is left is masturbation
In the battle of the sexes
We need a fucking truce
This disrespecting women
Has got to reduce
From you she needs
More than sleepless nights
Stop being a dumbass
And respect her rights
A woman has the right to have a good job
A woman has the right to not be hit on by every fucking slob
A woman has the right to say no at any time
A woman has the right to to earn an equal dime
A woman has the right to have sex with who she wants
Without having to endure your juvenile taunts
A woman has the right to dress how she likes
A woman has the right to feel safe at night
A woman has the right to play any sport
A woman has the right to equality in the court
A woman has the right if she wants to fight in war
A woman has the right if she wants to open her own door
A woman has the right to be president
A woman has the right to set a precedent
A woman has the right to make the same mistakes
A woman has the right to not bake your fucking cake
Not bitches or witches
Not crows or hoes
You'll never understand
What a real woman knows
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10. |
No Such Thing
01:41
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No such thing
No such thing
No such thing
No such thing
There's no such thing as...
ESP, telepathy, EVP, palmistry, homeopathy, banshee, yeti, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, destiny, Illuminati
No remote viewing, channeling, automatic writing, fortune telling, brainwashing, pentagram, talisman (it's bullshit)
No telekinesis, pyrokinesis, psychokinesis, out of body experience, Santa Claus, haunted houses, curses
No astral projection, precognition, teleportation, levitation, past life regression, spontaneous combustion (it's bullshit)
No demons, possession, reincarnation, auras, karma, stigmata, chupacabra, sixth sense, seance
No Loch Ness monster, vampires, mind control, anal probes, aliens, miracles, angels, time travel (it's bullshit)
No such thing
No such thing
No such thing
No such thing
No luck, magick, psychics, Mind Freaks, biofeedback, macrobiotics, cryonics, chiropractic, Dianetics
No Ouija board, tarot cards, John Edward, dowsing rods, tea leaves, aroma therapy, herbal remedies (placebo)
No reflexology, numerology, phrenology, psychic surgery, cellular memory, alchemy, astrology, scientology
No pig entrails, victim souls, crystals, colloidal minerals, spells, crystal skulls, Roswell, Bermuda Triangle (it's bullshit)
No runes, charms, mediums, mesmerism, biorhythm, exorcism, ghosts, occult, metalists, Atlantis
No prophets, Nostradamus, oracles, crop circles, trepanation, cold fusion, Area 51, intelligent design (it's bullshit)
No such thing
No such thing
No such thing
No such thing
Dropping science about science
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11. |
I Was There
02:28
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My hand scratched out the first draft of the Declaration of Independence
I held the hands of the Underground Railroad transcendents
I whispered the Rights of Man in Thomas Paine's ear
I walked all 220 miles on the Trail of Tears
I stood at Seneca Falls and called for suffrage and emancipation
I was a founding member of the International Workingmen's Association
I was splashed with blood when Booth shot Lincoln
At Wounded Knee, I buried my heart and that of my son
I was there for the era of the ERA
I jumped out the window when the Stock Market crashed that day
I lost my farm and livelihood in the Dust Bowl
At Pearl Harbor, I ran around in my underwear doing damage control
In 1942, they put me and my family in internment camps
I watched the Atomic Bomb drop, it looked like an infrared lamp
They blacklisted me in 1947, said I was a commie
My life inspired Orwell to warn about commies and Nazis
In 1950, I stood up to Joseph McCarthy on the floor of the Senate
I knew that the execution of Rosenbergs wouldn't be the end of it
I was William Gaines' attorney in 1954
Before Rosa Parks sat down, for her, I held open the door
I howled with Alan Ginsberg in what some call sin
I was thoroughly covered in mustard at the Greensboro sit-in
I called shotgun when they started the Freedom Rides
At the Bay of Pigs I walked beside the many who lost their lives
I did research with Rachel Carson that Silent Spring
I blocked access to the button when the Cuban Missile Crisis was in full swing
When he said "I have a Dream," I stood next to MLK
I watched from the grassy knoll during the JFK killing
I served on the jury that convicted Malcolm X's killers
I stumbled through Haight-Ashbury after taking so many thrillers
I huddled in a dark apartment while Watts burned
I was stuck in the shit when the Tet Offensive tide turned
I shed many a tear when the shot rang out in the Memphis sky
I shed many more when they decided that RFK, too, had to die
I watched the launch of the rocket that spawned the Moon Landing
I threw rocks at the cops in solidarity with what Stonewall was demanding
I held the bloody hands of the students they shot at Kent State
I saw the flashlights and called the police to the Watergate
It fell to me to clean up the Three Mile Island mess
I watched as Hinkley erased Lennon's last steps
I swung a sledge hammer as the Berlin Wall fell
I drove Brandon Teena's murderers to hell
After the Oklahoma City bombing, I comforted too many parents
I screamed loudly when James Byrd was killed by ignorance
It was like a bad TV rerun when they did it to Matthew Shepard
I had my vote for president stolen in a corrupt Florida election
I jumped from tower seven on 9/11
I wore a hoodie as I watched life ebb from Trayvon Martin
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12. |
The Best You Can Do
03:17
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I don't need to diss anyone, son,
Not tearing shit down, to bring myself up,
Hysterical lyrics come from a magic cup
I drank all that shit, you can't have none
Mixtape culture by the mile, making me smile
Haven't been this hyped about hip hop in a while
Now everybody's making beats, writing rhymes as a rapper
But that don't make you an MC or a fly producer
You sir, can listen to the radio, all the day-o
But that won't help you learn to spit or make a banging sound
Turn that shit off, put the boombox on the ground
Read a book, go to a museum and see 'em
Works by the great artists, get some fresh ideas
Be inspired, get wired, your influences are mostly tired
Enough songs about trees and cheese, get up off your knees
I want you to drop some knowledge that makes me freeze
I'm gonna Mike Tyson you till you can't hear no more
You ain't old enough, like Traci Lords
Your rhyme scheme is constructed like the Death Star
One tight shot by a rookie
And lookie
Your shit's falling apart
That's the best you can do?
Your rhymes ain't true
You step up to the mic
And you're already through
That's the same old song
We heard a million times before
Six minutes of your flow
the crowd's sleeping on the floor
From there to here
From here to there
Your little nursery rhymes
Suck everywhere
You're like that royal baby
I didn't even know that you exist (I still don't)
I don't know, like maybe
Yeah, put me on your mailing list
So I can be the first to know
When you drop a whack new joint
And help maintain the status quo
While you were living on skid row
I was getting paid to write by AFL-CIO
The rhymes come out of me like an overflow
And I'll chop up your shit like taekwondo
The metaphors you use ain't even apropos
I'll eat you up like you were a sloppy joe
I just hear your rhymes and I'm all grumpy cat "no"
What else can I say to your anemic, bulemic, hypoglycemic flow
I'm thinking up new shit like my name was Rousseau
I'm coming up with new images like my name was Van Gogh
Time for you to shut down your John Doe puppet show
Let it go, let me give you a quid pro quo
Forgo your joe schmoe, joe blow, play dough, simple rhyme plateau
And I'll streamline my flow
Like I'm number one, and yell uno
That's the best you can do?
Your rhymes ain't true
You step up to the mic
And you're already through
That's the same old song
We heard a million times before
Six minutes of your flow
the crowd's sleeping on the floor
From there to here
From here to there
Your little nursery rhymes
Suck everywhere
I'm like Crispin Glover, cause I can kick it
I'm like Kerri Strug, cause I can stick it
I'm like John Starks, cause I can brick it
I'm like Kid Rock, cause I can hick it
I'm old enough to know what these references mean
I'm young enough to still know how to dream
I'm old enough to know who was in the first Scream
I'm young enough to still be first pick on any team
You're going down like Paris Hilton on home video
You make me drink like Paula Abdul before an interview
You're making me pregnant like Tracy Morgan
Filling me with fat like a bourbon chicken bargain
I see your name when I Google whack MC
You ain't the army
You can't even be half of what you want to be
You say more bad rhymes before 9 a.m. than most people say all day
You'll probably come back with the same lame ass crass lines and rhymes
About how I'm a woman, I'm white or I'm gay
Like Drew Barrymore, getting that top off
Unlike Ichabod Crane for you Rap Genius lyrical scoffs
Schooling you like John Stewart ripped Tucker Carlson
Schooling you like I'm the dad and you're my bad son
That's the best you can do?
Your rhymes ain't true
You step up to the mic
And you're already through
That's the same old song
We heard a million times before
Six minutes of your flow
the crowd's sleeping on the floor
From there to here
From here to there
Your little nursery rhymes
Suck everywhere
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13. |
Words as Weapons
01:56
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My nouns are like a katana, perfectly balanced
My skillset is like lyrical nirvana, respect my talent
My pronouns are like an AR-15, nice and clean
Good enough to stop you and he and she and they and them, know what I mean
My verbs are like an uzi and you can't do me
I'll squeeze and blast, you'll freeze and crash, you see
My adverbs are like an AK-47, lyrical, heavenly
You barely, accidentally qualify as an MC, you aren't like me
My metaphors are an RPG, my mind a skeleton key
My songs a rhyme PhD, you a spelling bee losing flea
My similies are like a lyrical trebuchet
My vocab is large like the national debt, you're more like a lost pet
My conjunctions are like anthrax, you don't make stacks
And you sound whack or like a slacker after losing all battles because you're stuck in bottles
My prepositions are flamethrowers, you're below me
Before you began, you were already behind me, the opposite of plea-sing
Your entire use of language is like a scud missile
You'd be better off trying to kill me with a rape whistle
Your words ain't weapons, you should've kept 'em
Holster your lyrical pellet gun, son, you're done
My interjections are a volcano mine
Uh-oh, uh-huh, oh my, oh well, oops, ouch, ow!
My symbols are like an IED
Flags ain't just for the free, crosses and stars just ain't for me
My alliteration is like chlorine gas
I'll crush your cranium, crash you like you were stained glass, and take your ass to class
My consonance is an Abrams tank
I'm running and gunning, i'll knock your noggin, and take your rank
My assonance is a predator drone
The whole zone blows with flows like gold, you sold some shit, and you need to grow, bro
My hyperbole is like a hellfire missile
Bigger than the Beatles, badder than James Brown, brighter than the sun, son
My metonyms are like the metal storm
My sweat'll get me to a rap Cooperstown, you'll get a pink slip and feel super down
My onomatopeia is is like an atom bomb
Boom, boom, boom, pow, pow, wow, wow
Your entire use of language is like a scud missile
You'd be better off trying to kill me with a rape whistle
Your words ain't weapons, you should've kept 'em
Holster your lyrical pellet gun, son, you're done
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