1. |
Knock That Shit Down
02:31
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Drivin through the mall like I'ma Blues Brother
I'ma drop a hit for your brother and your mother
Grab the mic and become your sister's lover
Not doing that shit for revenge
Stackin up blocks like I was Stonehenge
I know that shit doesn't make sense
What you think I'm the fuckin Fresh Prince?
This shit ain't literal, you ain't literate
The crowd is indifferent, you are ignorant
In you I got no interest, like recipes on Pinterest
Can I get a witness, I got lyrical fitness
You ain't nothing but lyrically witless
You wanna-be AK strappers, Paduan rappers
Little big men, weak old lady slappers
You are not a rapper, more like a present wrapper
You ain't lookin dapper, your career's in the crapper (shitty)
Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out
Turn that shit off, take that shit down
Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out
Turn that shit off, knock that shit down
Never had a crowd not love me on stage
Out of my book you need to take a page
Have something to say, say it well
Conjure an image, cast a spell
Who only gets just one shot?
If I flop, you know I won't stop
There's a lyrical technician who came to flex
Number one b-boy, Professor Rex
Man outta time, man outta place
Feel like I'm from fuckin outer space
Crab rappers don't feel the words I'm sayin
They can't understand the jams I'm playin
Y'all can't break me, you cant fake me
Y'all motherfuckers can't take me
Y'all better thank me, you better bank me
Y'all motherfuckers better rank me (number one)
Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out
Turn that shit off, take that shit down
Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out
Turn that shit off, knock that shit down
I come in like a lion
Go out like a bigger lion
You come across my path, I'ma leave your girl crying
I'ma leave your mama crying, gonna leave your kids crying
Sneakin in my lab and you're always spyin
The stuff of your dreams, you know I'm supplyin
You keep tryin and tryin, and dyin and dyin
Your universal lameness, is the fact underlyin
Faster than a pussycat, kill, kill
Don't touch my drink, no spill, spill
Stormin the club like it's the Bastille
Invading the stage like Bunker Hill
You're a mouse, I can walk out my door
Protest the White House
I make shit happen, my name was on wikipedia before you started rapping
I was the shit before you started crapping (oh no!!!)
Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out
Turn that shit off, take that shit down
Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out
Turn that shit off, knock that shit down
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2. |
Edward Cocaine
02:53
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They call me Edward Cocaine
I'm dropping bricks that are sick that make you wish you could be like me
See like me, but you can't, you better flee, you're like a flea
And I'ma squash you like kids stomp ants
Like JLo smashes pants
Like Donald Glover rocked Camp
Like my uncle loved my aunt
Like the South hated Grant
Like little Ricky Schroeder looked up to the Champ
Like the everlasting hip hop flow on my winamp
Like PMS gives you the cramps
Like BMX riders fly off of ramps
Like teenagers wanna kiss sparkly vamps
Like sorority girls spend time under heat lamps getting tanned
Like Bleethy women gotta have tramp stamps
Like hungry kids gotta have food stamps
Like UPS and Fed Ex are trying to kill postage stamps
Like W's Congress was a rubber stamp
Like scribing these verbals gives me writer's cramp
Like Ringo Starr would be unfamous without his band
Like the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn gets banned
Like Campbell's soup and Trump contestants get canned
Like She's the Sheriff and Manimal used to get panned
Like a waitress meeting Tiger Woods gets damp
Like my soul after that last line is damned
Like Critique of Pure Reason Immanual Kant
Like a dog around Michal Vick is so quiet you can't hear it pant
Like Sticky Fingaz and Fredro get slammed
Like Phish fans sit through long-ass jams
Like Eric Dickerson tacklers got rammed
Like Cliff's Notes get crammed the night before the exam
Like ASAP Rocky and Mac Miller get Clams
Like Andre the Giant had problems with his damned pituitary gland
Like when Libertarians look at economics and misunderstand
Like when Stephen King was killing trees making a Stand
Like putting your hand on the Bible leads to the witness stand
Like Penn and Teller got sleight of hand
Like guys that whack off too much don't have to worry about cancer of the prostate gland
Like LeBron moving to Miami and finding the promised land
Like Edward Norton overplaying his Rounders poker hand
Like Orange is the New Black, a no man's land
Like Jimmy Hoffa getting buried in the Meadowlands
Like Ray Charles liked to tickle a Baby Grand
Like Hebrews taking a pilgrimage to the Holy Land
Like Deep Space Nine a runabout on the Rio Grande
Like bukkake actresses are outmanned
Like my weed source needs cash in hand
Like my very existence, from my parents point of view, was unplanned
Like Patrick Ewing had to always be thinking about his sweat glands
Like the wind a house of cards can't withstand
Like the Tea Party needs to disband
Like Greatest Catch sailors get excited by the sight of dry land
Like Buddy Holly fans don't want to hear the phrase "crash land"
Like Eric Clapton telling us he's got a slow hand
Like Ella Fitzgerald needed a big band
Like British commuters going to Fleet Street take the Strand
Like heads blow up when they get scanned
Like Jimi Hendrix made bold castles out of sand
Like Nickelback fans like shit that is bland
Like the English language is at my command
Like how I can tell this song is over by looking at the little hand
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3. |
The Phlebotomy
05:04
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I look like Cheech man...
There's a brand new dance craze taking the nation
Little green men brought it down from a spaceship
To do this shit right, you gotta be wasted
Turn off your brain, and get it eraseded
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Nope, stop, that's already been did and done
I'm not the one, to make you dance like before
I'm the one to make you come back for more and more
So you wanna learn to do this dance
Well you can't, (stop)
Just kidding, now get off your ass and get to work
This ain't like the jerk, this ain't a twerk
We ain't gonna shimmy, we ain't gonna shake
Take off your clothes and jump in a lake
Then get out and grab a beer
Forget your worries and have no fear
Put your nose on your toes
Your hands in the air
Put your nose on your toes
Your hands in the air
Put your nose on your toes
Your hands in the air
Put your nose on your toes
Your hands in the air
Do do the phlebotomy
Do do the phlebotomy
Do do the phlebotomy
Do do the phlebotomy uh uh
C'mon baby, let's do the Twister
Right foot red, left foot blue
Right hand yellow, left hand, too
Right foot green, left foot red
Take that right foot, put it on your head
Jump on the bed, fall to the floor
Crawl on the carpet, open the door
Even if you snore, we won't call you a whore
Go grab your friends, then grab some more
Now this dance takes at least 10 people
No not sheeple, not in the steeple
You're gonna skip church to do these steps
A little salt in your pepa, pep in your steppa
A little sugar in your brain, rum in your veins
Need to get ready, you gotta rock steady
You gotta put your legs behind your head
Once you start this dance, don't stop till you're dead
Hurricane, hurricane
Tornado, tornado
Mudslide, mudslide
El nino, el nino
Cyclone, clyclone
St. Elmo, St. Elmo
Dust devil, dust devil
La nina, la nina
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy (stop)
Okay, where were we
Forgot to dance, had to pee
Gotta shake it off, so I can move
Gotta snake my arms, and start to groove
Do the lumpy space princess, it's Adventure Time
Do the prison break, like you committed a crime
This dance is called the phlebotomy
You can do it for pay or do it for free
You can do it alone, or you can do it with me
Throw your hands in the air, put your tongue on your knees
Take both your elbows, put em in the fridge
Like Johnny Jones, jump off the Brooklyn Bridge
Drive around the dance floor Jeff Gordon
Climb the tower of London like a cockney King Kong
Take a little nap, you're probably quite tired
Fuck that, don't stop dancing till you retire
Do the Bubba Watson, do the Bubba Watson
Do the Torii Hunter, do the Torii Hunter
Do the Jimmy Kimmel, do the Jimmy Kimmel
Do the Morgan Freeman, do the Morgan Freeman
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy (stop)
Okay, okay, I hear you saying
Damn Rex, this shit is really hard
Could you pass out some kind of instruction card
Or maybe make a step-by-step video
Hell no, the only thing you need to know
Is that it's time for the vodka to flow
It's time to make your eyeballs glow
It's time to start a one-person show
Take your ears and give 'em to your friends
Take your hair and throw it on the ground
The Phlebotomy is a global trend
A spectacle of sight and sound
Dance till no one else is around
Dance till you forget all your follies
Dance like you never lost the crown
Dance like Boutros Boutros Ghali
Boutros-Boutros, Boutros-Boutrous Ghali
Boutros-Boutros, Boutros-Boutrous Ghali
Boutros-Boutros, Boutros-Boutrous Ghali
Boutros-Boutros, Boutros-Boutrous Ghali
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy
Do the phlebotomy
Alright, stop
That is a tasty concoction!
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4. |
Bang
03:42
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5. |
Friends
03:23
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I'm a friend of Miley Cyrus, she can twerk if she wants to
I'm a friend of the janitors, who do all your work for you
I'm a friend of Macklemore, he's doing his best to do the right thing
I'm a friend of Lil Wayne, if he wants his bling, let em have his bling
I'm a friend of honest cops, it's hard to do right with so much wrong around you
I'm a friend of single mothers, we couldn't do what we do if they didn't do what they do
I'm a friend of Kid Rock, white music and black music, fight music, not whack music
I'm a friend of Kenrick, dropping a little control on the music, that shit was sick
I'm a friend of strippers, if I could make money off the way I look, I would, too
I'm a friend of the IRS, somebody's gotta do it, if it was you, you'd hate you, too
I'm a friend of Bono, call him what you want, few people do more for the poor
I'm a friend of fast food workers, exploited to pay the bills, exploited for lack of skills
I'm a friend of union members, standing up for everyone's right to dignity and respect
I'm a friend of Obama, he's not perfect, neither are you, let's see you try to have an effect
I'm a friend of Flavor Flav, yeah he's a little crazy, but so are you and I
I'm a friend of Chuck D, he made social consciousness something you had to buy
I'm a friend of Britney, bitch, lets stop judging people dealing with shit we don't know about
I'm a friend of Jay-Z, good to see a hustler rise up and get so much clout
I'm a friend of Nasty Nas, always bringing it hard, before you and God, I give em a head nod
I'm a friend of Hillary, breaking glass ceilings, while dealing with men who are flawed
I'm a friend of Uncle Luke, sure the lyrics of his songs were shit, but he said things that people actually say
I'm a friend of Kanye, he was right about Taylor and Bush, even if he's rude, his shit's cray
I'm a friend of Trayvon, still we have fear of a black planet, but I'll say it, Fuck George Zimmerman!
I'm a friend of Charlie Sheen, doing more winning at life than most other winners can
I'm a friend of homeless people, there's no reason, no way, no how, this should be in a free country
I'm a friend of welfare mothers, society fails too many people and this isn't how its supposed to be
I'm a friend of Elizabeth Warren, I like my women strong, and one like her will be president before too long
I'm a friend of Cheech and Chong, let's get it on, no prison time for a guy selling a bong
I'm a friend of Beyonce, nobody puts on a better show, nobody works harder, yo
I'm a friend of the troops on the ground, putting their boots on and going to places we'll never go
I'm a friend of prisoners doing time for drug possession, casualties of a stupid drug war obsession
I'm a friend of the teachers of the world, session after session, lesson after lesson
I'm a friend of Grandmaster Flash, on the wheels of steel, made a new culture and music real to me
I'm a friend of children and students, we don't own em, shouldn't control em, should help em be free
I'm a friend of Eminem, when he goes round the outside, round the outside, I'm along for the ride
I'm a friend of Big Boi and Andrew 3000, originality of days, in so many ways it's craze-y
I'm a friend of bus drivers, it's a shit job, for shit pay, that lasts all of the shitty day
I'm a friend of fire fighters, putting their lives on the line, and they still get shitty pay
I'm a friend of the survivors, attacked by rapists, then the legal system, then the public
I'm a friend of the survivors, beaten by parents and spouses, no refuge in their own house
I'm a friend of the addicts and alcoholics, punished by society after punishing themselves
I'm a friend of the garbage collectors, cleaning up the refuse we leave behind or lose
I'm a friend of DJ Kook Herc, I've imagined being at those block parties a million times
I'm a friend of Afrika Bambaataa, I've listened to those spins a million times
I'm a friend of undocumented immigrants, birth shouldn't determine your destiny and life
I'm a friend of artists, they say what we all think and feel and need and want and bleed
I'm a friend of revolutionaries, the system is broken those who break it are my friends
I'm a friend of you, you don't and won't suffer alone, I'll be your friend until the end
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6. |
I Can
01:32
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You can't export swag - I can
I can go home again
I can get there from here, see
I can put my arms around a memory
I can win em all
I can have it all
I can have my cake and eat it, too
I can handle the truth
I can have it both ways
I can sweat that fever out all day
I can squeeze the Charmin
I can beat them and join them
I can hurry love
I can do it better
I can always get what I want
I can serve two masters, but I won't
I can lead a horse to water and make it drink
I can take it with me
I can do that on television
I expected the Spanish inquisition
I can explain it to a six year old even if I don't understand it myself
I can stand the heat and stay in the kitchen
I can be neutral on a moving train
I can judge a book by it's cover
I can refuse that offer
I can make silk purse out of a sow's ear
I can touch this, no fear
I can run and I can hide
I can leave it all behind
I can make you feel inferior without your consent
I can unsee it, even after I've seen it
I can hold a candle to you
I can stop the bum rush, too
In space, I can hear you scream
I can stop the reign
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7. |
The Best You Can Do
03:32
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8. |
What's Worse?
02:33
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11. |
No Such Thing
02:27
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12. |
Zero Tolerance
02:30
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13. |
Chicken
01:11
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