You can Just Do It. You know I'm lovin' it.
You can just hurt it. You know I'm stabbing it
A diamond is forever. A little dab'll do ya!
Armor piercing bullets'll run right through ya

Have it your way. Home of the Whopper.
Get your batteries topped with the copper
They keep going and going and going and going
Our bombs keep blowing and blowing and blowing and blowing

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Keep on fighting, keep on kicking
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Kill the enemy like you're playing Rock Band

Raid Kills Bugs Dead
Knives kill kids dead
Guns kill men dead
Bombs kill countries dead

This is what you're dreaming of
This is what you wanna do
This is what you gotta do
This is what they tell you to
This is what they make you do

This is what you're dreaming of
This is what you wanna do
This is what you gotta do
This is what they tell you to
This is what they make you do

GE, We bring good things to life.
But not today, hide your kids, hide your wife
Bounty towels, The quick picker upper
Laser-guided bunker-buster

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids
Silly Rabbit, ak's are for kids
Silly Rabbit, claymores are for kids
Silly Rabbit, its all for the kids

Think outside the bun
Think inside the gun
Give a hoot, don't pollute
You surrender, I'm still gonna shoot

What would you do for a Klondike bar
What would you do for a brand new car
What would you do for a MAC-10
What would you do to make sure that you win

This is what you're dreaming of
This is what you wanna do
This is what you gotta do
This is what they tell you to
This is what they make you do

This is what you're dreaming of
This is what you wanna do
This is what you gotta do
This is what they tell you to
This is what they make you do

Tastes great, less filling
More death, more killing
It's Miller time, It's killer time
Obey your thirst, do your worst

Got Milk? Snap! Crackle! Pop!
White phosphorus, Good to the last drop
Be all that you can be
Burn all that you can see

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese
pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
Two hundred dead kids laying on the ground
Rough shots from my big bad gun

Betcha can't eat just one
Betcha can't shoot just one
Betcha can't kill just one
Betcha can't drop just one bomb

This is what you're dreaming of
This is what you wanna do
This is what you gotta do
This is what they tell you to
This is what they make you do

This is what you're dreaming of
This is what you wanna do
This is what you gotta do
This is what they tell you to
This is what they make you do

This is what you're dreaming of
This is what you wanna do
This is what you gotta do
This is what they tell you to
This is what they make you do

This is what they make you do