If I shout out bullshit
Still better than one more crappy pop hit
If the word for the day sounds like cum
Still better than dropping out of school and being really dumb
If the word that offends you is the word goddamn
Still better than joining up with the motherfucking klan
If pussy is word that you hear me say
Still better than abusing women like every single day

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits

If I talk about my balls
Still better than making homophobic laws
If I tell you to go to hell
Still better than putting all the young black men in jail
If I call you a wanker
Still better than being a Wall Street banker
If I hear the word bitch
Still better than stealing from the poor and giving to the rich

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits

If the word that makes you laugh is the word twat
Still better than the shit for which Enron was caught
Out of my mouth comes the word dick
Still better than cutting funds for the sick
I could spend all day talking about ass
Still better than your war on the fucking middle class
If we talk about a clusterfuck
Still better than dedicating your life to making bucks

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits

If I call you an asshole
It's better than saying lol!
If I say I got a blow job
It's better than you outsourcing jobs
If I utter the word damn
It's better than invading Vietnam
If I call you cock
It's better than bombing Iraq
If I call you a jackass
It's better than another stock crash
If I say the word snatch
It's better than a car crash
If I talk about my nutsack
It's better than your gun rack
If I talk about splooge
It's better than being Scrooge

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt
Cocksucker, motherfucker, tits